$FYPM - FUCK YOU, PAY ME
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$FYPM ain't just another token, it's a movement.
We're building the loudest, boldest, most unfiltered family in crypto. And while most projects are busy polishing roadmaps, we're out here putting in work, recruiting the forgotten, calling out the fakes, and keeping the receipts.
At the center of it all? The FYPM Ledger.
The Ledger tracks people and projects, devs, KOLs, and entire communities. It captures community feedback, calls out suspicious behavior, and compiles verifiable facts when possible. Whether you're earning trust or raising eyebrows, the Ledger doesn't lie, it shows the record. It ain’t about canceling. It’s about accountability.
Tired of rugs, vanishing devs, and fake influencers dumping on their own followers? Yeah. So are we. That’s why FYPM exists.
We’re loud, persistent, and we don’t apologize.
Every $FYPM transaction has a 5% tax:
1% gets burned, gone for good.
4% buys $HODI and distributes it directly to holders automatically.
Hold $FYPM, and you earn $HODI like a boss. No staking. No clicks. Just loyalty.
The Ledger holds the truth.
The Family holds the line.
$FYPM holds it all together.
You ready to get made? Or are you just another name waiting to be written down?
FUCK YOU, PAY ME!
WHAT IS $FYPM?
THE STRATEGY
Grow the Family. Build the Ledger. Call the Shots.
$FYPM isn’t just noise, it’s a movement with muscle. We raid to recruit, we recruit to grow, and the bigger the family gets, the stronger the whole operation becomes.
At the center of it all is the Ledger. The Ledger tracks people and projects, devs, KOLs, and entire communities.. Who delivers, who disappears, and who’s full of shit. We’re here to build, to maintain, and to hold people accountable.
Our goals are simple:
Grow the family. Build the Ledger. Keep people honest. Call bullshit when we see it.
This ain’t a game. It’s a power move.
You’re either with us, or you’re in the book.
GET PAID
STEP 1: SECURE THE FUCKIN’ BAG
Buy $FYPM. Stack that shit like cash in a briefcase under the floorboards.
Just for holdin’? You start earnin' $HODI on autopilot, no clicks, no staking, just pure respect. But don’t get comfy. This ain’t no quiet money protocol. This is the streets. This is the grind. This is work.
STEP 2: BUILD THE FAMILY
You’re in now, so act like it. Spread the word, make noise, stir shit up. We’re here to grow the crew, and that means boots on the ground. Smash into threads, drop memes like molotovs, show up in Telegrams like a tax collector with a bat. You’ll catch bans. You’ll get muted. That’s the price of admission.
STEP 3: BUILD THE LEDGER
While we grow, we’re watchin’. Every dev, every KOL, every project, we keep receipts. Who rugs, who runs, who’s worth a damn. We ain’t just calling out clowns, we’re documenting the whole circus. This is the FYPM Ledger our little black book of crypto. It ain’t just gossip. It’s intel.
STEP 4: GET PAID
The $FYPM marketing wallet? It stacks $HODI. And the best soldiers, the best recruiters, the loudest voices, the hardest hitters, they get rewarded.
STEP 5: TAKE OVER
When the Family grows, the Ledger gets sharper. Every new recruit adds weight to our name. Every entry in the Ledger tightens our grip. And once we’re strong enough? We don’t just make noise, we make history. We start knockin’ on the doors of the so-called “big” projects. Not to scrap like street punks, to recruit their best. Their top holders. The ones who’ve been carryin’ dead weight for far too long.
We lean in and whisper:
“You lookin’ for loyalty? For firepower? For a legacy that lasts? Stop wastin’ time. Come run with the Family.”
And when they flip?
The streets talk.
The space listens.
And everyone knows, the Family runs this town.
THE TOKENOMICS
1,000,000,000 Tokens, No Fuckin’ Around
How We Slice This Shit:
10% – Marketing War Chest
This ain’t no piggy bank, it’s the Family’s war chest. It holds a minimum 10% stash of $FYPM at all times, and the $HODI it generates? That’s the fuel for the fire. We’re talkin’ meme’s so savage they’ll make your auntie faint, payouts to raiders slicker than a greased-up pig, and enough juice to slap $FYPM’s name on every corner of the internet, from TikTok to that sketchy forum your cousin’s always on. This wallet’s got more stamina than a rabid chihuahua on Red Bull.Bq8vVbs2JwYW9fTtZCf52cFiCuVARLWz96efAf6XSi7u
5% – HODI Donation Wallet
A nod to the silent fuckin’ king, HODI. We slide a cut to the official HODI donation wallet, stackin’ it slow and steady like a boss. It’s respect, it’s loyalty, it’s how we roll in the shadows.D5dV7HqM6EzzsgdRhB7FvjGqqCUtXUCqqL7AWQR7Tf77
5-8% – Dev’s Cut
The dev? He’s out there at launch, dodgin’ punches and grabbin’ what he can like a feral raccoon in a dumpster fight. No silver spoons here, just pure, unhinged hustle. Whatever he claws out, he keeps.
Transaction Tax: 5% – The Family’s Vig
Every buy, every sell, you pay the fuckin’ toll. That’s how it works in this crew:
1% Burned to Ash
Whoosh! That shit’s gone, torched like your ex’s love letters. Shrinks the supply, jacks the heat, makes the pie tastier. Less tokens, more fuckin’ oomph, you know the drill.4% Fuels $HODI & Fattens $FYPM Holders
This ain’t no charity, but we take care of our own. 4% goes to scoop up $HODI and juice up $FYPM holders’ wallets. No claimin’, no stakin’, no fuckin’ around, just kick back and watch your stack grow like a proper made man.
THE ROADMAP
We ain’t here to braid each other’s hair or sing kumbaya, you fuckin’ clowns. This is $FYPM, a rogue family built on noise, loyalty, and keeping shit real. Think chaos with a cause: memes that slap, raids that make the internet shit itself, and a mission to expose the fakes while building something real.
We’re here to have fun, the kind that turns heads and builds a legacy and get paid while doing it.
This ain’t some kiddie coin with a birthday hat and cheap promises. This is war-room energy with a punchline. We drop heat, call bullshit when we see it, and keep tabs on every shady dev and influencer in the space through the Ledger.
You in? Then stop sittin’ on the sidewalk cryin’ about rugs, get up, stack $FYPM, and earn your name in the Family. Or stay irrelevant while we take over the streets.
